shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license
dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused
i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit
but that’s like, worst case scenario
shit’s about to go down in hundred acre woods
Hey short people! Looking for a way to get taller?
Try replacing your feet with LIVE BEARS. You’ll be taller AND have two LIVE BEARS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.
me: *points at a problematic character* love this character
fan large crying voice: no…stop that…you don’t underknow what you’re saying…they are bad!!! and if you like them you are also trash!!! filth !!! it’s the law!!
me: love this problematic character